Arctic Antics, Lethal Sarcasm, and Chaotic Titles: Discounted Literary Fiction eBooks

A Walrus and a President: The Waqchaqmoq of Greenland ($2.99) by Barry Robbins: Trump gets a fake Greenlandic title to stop him from buying the country. He takes it seriously and moves to Nuuk. He investigates missing penguins, demands grapes in permafrost, and stages a four-contestant pageant. Rubio, Noem, and RFK Jr. endure Arctic chaos. Then there's the walrus. Sharp political satire where ego meets ice.

This deal is good on March 30, 2026

Dead Funny: Four Women, Five Bodies, No Regrets ($0.99) by Jinx James: Four women. Five bodies. Zero excuses. In this wickedly sharp collection of dark humor, murder isn’t just a crime—it’s a career move, a fan-girl fantasy, and a logistical nightmare. Think My Sister, the Serial Killer meets Fleabag. Sharp, satirical, and unapologetically snarky, where the sarcasm is as lethal as the weapons.

This deal is good on March 30, 2026